I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
*touches wet food while doing dishes* *goes to therapy for six months*
spending ur teenage years on a blogging website fantasizing about a 71 yr old rockstar who could be ur grandfather
Grandmother: Men do not look nice with long hair. It’s just a fact, Alysha.
your grandma made a big mistake
if led zeppelin 2 isn’t playing in the background im not havin sex